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So this 100 pound fiberglass statue was washed up on Siesta Key Beach in Florida earlier this week. A spokesperson for Legoland, which recently opened a new theme park in Orlando, said the company doesn’t take credit for the stunt and isn’t behind it: “I wish we could say we did, it was brilliant guerrilla PR stunt.”

Denise Kowal, founder of the Sarasota Chalk Festival, which starts Tuesday, denied knowing anything about the stunt, except that she found it funny: “It’s hysterical that people would think that. It’s totally cracking me up.”

The front of the shirt is emblazoned with a grammatically incorrect message: “NO REAL THAN YOU ARE.” The name “Ego Leonard” was written on the back of his shirt.

The Sarasota Visual Arts website claims that it was Leon Keer, who will participate in the Chalk Festival, who is behind the 8-foot-tall figure. The site notes that L.Keer is the registered owner of egoleonard.com, which links to a Legoman page in the Netherlands, where a similar figure appeared on a beach in 2007.

Mark Anthony Richardson Jr. was sentenced to three years in prison for wearing diapers and faking autism to get babysitters to take care of him. 21-year-old Richardson is required to register as a sex offender, because he had grabbed the breast of the 18-year-old daughter of one of the two nannies he conned. Richardson is also guilty of seven counts of public indecency for duping the babysitters into changing his soiled diapers.

There were few limits in his elaborate ploy to trick women into his fantasy. Richardson drank baby formula from bottles and threw tantrums in front of the two sitters he hired via Craigslist ads. Richardson admitted his scheme in December.

This relates to a Diaper Man in Florida who was sentenced to one year of community service last August for faking a mental illness to lure nurses to his home to change his diapers.

Florida has accidentally made it illegal for humans to have sex.

Last week, the state finally got around to banning bestiality, but, there was a mistake with the language used in the new bill, specifically that it bans sex with “an animal” …By definition, humans are animals.

Here’s the act’s summary: “An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; prividing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.”

Congrats Florida, you have just become America’s most boring state!