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I suppose it’s a good thing Prez Obama gave the okay to kill Bin Laden… because if he hadn’t, he might’ve been killed.

According to officials, not only did the terrorist leader have plans to celebrate the tenth year anniversary of 9/11, but he was also planning on assassinating the President by bombing Air Force One.

In related news, Disney now owns SEAL Team 6.

The government’s new, nastier-than-ever cigarette labels are expected to roll out by September of 2012. The larger labels show images of cancer lesions, diseased lungs, rotten teeth, and dead humans with shocking text across the packaging.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration will require that the disturbing images cover at least 50% of the back of every cigarette package by October of 2012. The FDA also requires that the startling images take up at least 20% of every cigarette advertisement.

“For the first time ever, they will say that tobacco products are addictive, and they will say in the bluntest of terms that tobacco can kill,” FDA Commissioner Margaret Hamburg said. “We need to make sure that anyone who is considering smoking fully appreciates the consequences of cigarette use.”

New data from the Journal of Family Practices shows that in 2005, there was an abrupt halt in the once steady decline in teenage smoking rates. In 2009, the journal reports, 19.5 percent of American teens claimed to smoke regularly.

Addiction expert Harold D. Holder, of the Pacific Institute for Research and Evaluation, said that when it comes to cracking down on teenage smokers, price increases are much more effective than frightening images. He said, “research has shown that when the price of cigarettes go up, fewer people smoke. Anyone who knows teenagers knows that they all think, ‘it won’t happen to me.’”

Former smoker President Obama signed the 2009 Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act, which gives the FDA authority to regulate the content, marketing, and sale of tobacco products.

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President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle engaged in some very high priority business while in Ireland….downing pints of Guinness at a pub! Possibly to celebrate Osama’s death?

The US Prez was spotted in the small Irish town of Moneygall, the home of his great-great-great grandfather, where he drank at a local bar and allegedly told the bartender “I just want you to know that the President pays his bar tab. That’s how we do things.” I wonder what kinda tip he left?

And let me say this, he won’t be making anything off the shown photo, but marketing experts are saying its worth over $200 million to Guinness. To push it further, Obama allegedly described the drink as “delicious.”

Diageo’s Ireland MD John Kennedy said “It is a real honor that President Obama chose to savor a pint of Guinness as part of his journey back to Irish roots. This truly marks an occasion that will be remembered by people all over the world for generations to come.”

Publician Ollie Hayes says, “we have been waiting in hope for this very day, and I can say that it was without doubt one of the proudest days of my life.”

Yesterday (May 23), the President samped Irish Guinness again after waiting for it to settle properly and declared “They’re keeping all the best stuff here.” Looks like America might be expecting the government to set aside funds for beer improvement in the near future?